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Re: ETH [Extra Terrestrial Hypothesis] &c

From: Dennis <dstacy@texas.net>
Date: Tue, 18 Nov 1997 23:52:31 -0600 (CST)
Fwd Date: Wed, 19 Nov 1997 07:05:37 -0500
Subject: Re: ETH [Extra Terrestrial Hypothesis] &c

>Date: Tue, 18 Nov 1997 13:55:06 +0000
>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
>From: Sean Jones <tedric@tedric.demon.co.uk>
>Subject: Re: UFO UpDate: Re: ETH [Extra Terrestrial Hypothesis] &c

>Now if Budd has no *real* idea of the amount of people that have
>been abducted then who has? So a speculation of "4 million"
>could be way out OR an _under_ estimate.

>Who Knows?

>        Are you a man or a mouse, come on squeek up!

                       Sean Jones

Dear Sean:

And, yes, I could be the Queen or King of England.

Who knows?

But if I wanted to appropriate your property, intellectual or
otherwise, under the guise of same, wouldn't you at least ask for
some proof or bona fides before surrendering same?

Or maybe a mouse wouldn't.

Another question to consider: Let's assume 4 million Americans
have been abducted. At current rates, we represent approximately
1/22nd of the world's total population. If all peoples and
cultures are being abducted on a proportional, regular and
democratic basis (and why wouldn't they be?), that would amount
to some 88 million abductions worldwide over, say, the last 50

Do the math. The last time I tried it I think I came up with
something like 22,000 abductions per hour, 24 hours a day, seven
days a week, 365 days a year, no weekends or holidays off, and no
time-and-a-half for overtime. But maybe my numbers are off.

Still, busy little bastards, aren't they? You'd think after
almost a hundred million shots that they would have gotten enough
of whatever it is that they came for by now. But maybe James
Deardorff, having finally settled the burning issue of the color
of the Brazilian aliens -- brown, not green -- can further
enlighten us?

How long again were the horns, Jim?

Or maybe Jerry Clark would like to weigh in on this one? Looks
like an article in the making for Nature to me. Now who wants to
write it up and sign their name to it? Jim? Jerry?


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