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Re: ETH [Extra Terrestrial Hypothesis] &c

From: Sean Jones <tedric@tedric.demon.co.uk>
Date: Wed, 19 Nov 1997 18:31:42 +0000
Fwd Date: Thu, 20 Nov 1997 08:39:40 -0500
Subject: Re: ETH [Extra Terrestrial Hypothesis] &c

>Date: Tue, 18 Nov 1997 23:52:31 -0600 (CST)
>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
>From: Dennis <dstacy@texas.net>
>Subject: Re: UFO UpDate: Re: ETH [Extra Terrestrial Hypothesis] &c

>>Date: Tue, 18 Nov 1997 13:55:06 +0000
>>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
>>From: Sean Jones <tedric@tedric.demon.co.uk>
>>Subject: Re: UFO UpDate: Re: ETH [Extra Terrestrial Hypothesis] &c

>>Now if Budd has no *real* idea of the amount of people that have
>>been abducted then who has? So a speculation of "4 million"
>>could be way out OR an _under_ estimate.

>>Who Knows?

>Dear Sean:


>And, yes, I could be the Queen or King of England.

Well all hail your worshipfulnes. <said with a humungous grin>
I'm not a royalist I'm afraid.

>Who knows?

>But if I wanted to appropriate your property, intellectual or
>otherwise, under the guise of same, wouldn't you at least ask for
>some proof or bona fides before surrendering same?

Tentative theories until prrof either confirms or denies is what
is being offered here not a appropriation of property.

>Or maybe a mouse wouldn't.
squeak squeak and so say all us mice.

>Another question to consider: Let's assume 4 million Americans
>have been abducted. At current rates, we represent approximately
>1/22nd of the world's total population. If all peoples and
>cultures are being abducted on a proportional, regular and
>democratic basis (and why wouldn't they be?), that would amount
>to some 88 million abductions worldwide over, say, the last 50

>Do the math. The last time I tried it I think I came up with
>something like 22,000 abductions per hour, 24 hours a day, seven
>days a week, 365 days a year, no weekends or holidays off, and no
>time-and-a-half for overtime. But maybe my numbers are off.

>Still, busy little bastards, aren't they? You'd think after
>almost a hundred million shots that they would have gotten enough
>of whatever it is that they came for by now. But maybe James
>Deardorff, having finally settled the burning issue of the color
>of the Brazilian aliens -- brown, not green -- can further
>enlighten us?

>How long again were the horns, Jim?

>Or maybe Jerry Clark would like to weigh in on this one? Looks
>like an article in the making for Nature to me. Now who wants to
>write it up and sign their name to it? Jim? Jerry?


Dennis whilst I agree with your math I disagree that the aliens
are democratically abducting people from all the nations of the
world with an even like(dislike??) However why should the aliens
abduct loads of people from all over the world when its well
known that Americans are the most interesting <HUGE G>

Seriously though statistics, it has long been said can prove
ANYTHING its just they way you present them. We all know
abductions happen both at night and day and since the alien arnt
Christians we can be damn sure they don't adhere to Christmas
holidays and most definitely why should they adhere to our
national holidays? So for sure the abductions could well be
happening 24/7-365.

As for colours and horns, does it *really* matter all that much
what colour they are or weather they have horns or not, they are
still abducting people!

        Are you a man or a mouse, come on squeek up!
                       Sean Jones
          reply to--sean@tedric.demon.co.uk
        Reasearch page --http://www.tedric.demon.co.uk/

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