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Re: Press Release

From: Bob Shell <bob@bobshell.com>
Date: Sat, 4 Jul 1998 09:42:35 -0400
Fwd Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 13:30:07 -0400
Subject: Re: Press Release

Press Release -- July 4, 1998 -- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


Today's Grand Opening of Bob's Place, the new on-line store on
Bob Shell's web site was greeted with wild enthusiasm. Large
crowds turned out in massive impromptu demonstrations all across
the nation to celebrate. The smell of hotdogs, hamburgers and
cotton candy filled the air. Kegs were cracked and glasses
lifted in toast to this unique occasion. Traffic jams occurred
everywhere as people rushed to the celebrations.

Reached at his 147th floor office in the imposing Bob Shell Ltd.
building which dominates the skyline of Radford, Virginia, Bob
said, "I am humbled by this response. I expected a few people to
turn out for my grand opening, but not these gigantic crowds.
Why it was almost a holiday atmosphere. And the fireworks were
almost too much!!! This day will live forever in my memory."

The new store is the result of a solid year of hard labor by
Crimson Star, widely regarded as the world's finest web site
designer, with input from Bob and a specially selected group of
test subjects.

Bob is available for television and radio appearances related to
this spectacular event.

The web site is at  http://www.bobshell.com

If you have trouble accessing the site, keep trying.  It is expected that
the massive crowds going on line simultaneously to visit Bob's Place may
bring the entire internet to a crawl for the next few weeks.