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Re: The Duke of Mendoza

From: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 15:04:22 -0400
Fwd Date: Sat, 04 Jul 1998 15:04:22 -0400
Subject: Re: The Duke of Mendoza

>Date: Fri, 03 Jul 1998 13:10:44 -0700
>From: Larry Hatch <larryhat@jps.net>
>To: TORONTO LIST <updates@globalserve.net>
>Subject: The Duke of Mendoza

>Dear Sirs and Madames:

>Has anyone heard from the Duke of Mendoza lately?

In a recent telephonic communication, The Dowager Duchess
(Auntie Vi) imparted the following:

- His Grace is yet mightily miffed viz a vis the Government
  of Britain's decimation of His Armoury.

- His eyesight doth sorely reflect His inability to
  differentiate tween a window handle and a dead parrot
  It hath become the stuff of legend

- He is mightily vexed apropos the stance of British
  Telecomm t'ward members of the aristocracy whose
  country estates exist in the most inaccessible
  Welsh mountains. Intermittant static upon His Grace's
  telephonic lines doth wreak havoc 'pon His modi.

- He doth toil yet 'pon a new tome

Thus is His absence explained.

Or perhaps he's simply experienced the Experiencer experience?