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Re: The Duke of Mendoza

From: Susan Baldwin <sblee@stc.net>
Date: Sun, 5 Jul 1998 14:51:06 -0400
Fwd Date: Mon, 06 Jul 1998 08:49:54 -0400
Subject: Re: The Duke of Mendoza

>From: Moderator UFO UpDates <updates@globalserve.net>
>Date: Sun, 05 Jul 1998 13:38:27 -0400
>Subject: Aliens "Sloppier"? - Transcript of Hopkins

>In a recent telephonic communication, The Dowager Duchess
>(Auntie Vi) imparted the following:

>- His Grace is yet mightily miffed viz a vis the Government
>  of Britain's decimation of His Armoury.

>- His eyesight doth sorely reflect His inability to
>  differentiate tween a window handle and a dead parrot
>  It hath become the stuff of legend

>- He is mightily vexed apropos the stance of British
>  Telecomm t'ward members of the aristocracy whose
>  country estates exist in the most inaccessible
>  Welsh mountains. Intermittant static upon His Grace's
>  telephonic lines doth wreak havoc 'pon His modi.

>- He doth toil yet 'pon a new tome
>Thus is His absence explained.
>Or perhaps he's simply experienced the Experiencer experience?


Faugh, what do you expect of the aristocracy.....
the modi problem is aggravated by inbreeding I'm sure.
No doubt the loss of the Armory is connected somehow
with the dead parrot  - they ARE a protected species.
This serves to remind me how very thankful we should
be here in the colonies for independence day!!

(just kidding I'm sure)