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Alfred's Odd Ode #258

From: Alfred Lehmberg <Lehmberg@snowhill.com>
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1998 07:10:31 -0500
Fwd Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1998 10:08:27 -0400
Subject: Alfred's Odd Ode #258

Apology to MW #258 (For July 22, 1998)

A pox upon Jack Schulman, may he writhe in cyber hell; may his
failure be complete for all the lies that he would sell. Afflict
him with a fungus, let his crops be et by bugs -- have him
waylaid by some highwayman, have him set upon by thugs. Make his
family, then, disown him. Make them turn in raw disgust. Make
him sorry he conspired to betray the public trust. Make him wear
a bramble shirt; make him wander without shoes; a man without a
country, make him outcast -- make him lose!

Make him pay a reparation for the trouble that he caused! Make
him pay for his disturbance to the peace. Make him libel for the
bald faced lies he told to sell his  business. He's the _reason_
for the FOG that just goes on without surcease!

Afflict him with diseases like Jehovah brought on Job. Fevers,
boils, and blisters, or a neural toxin toad. Let vermin claim
his body with a brand new kind of lice. Let him feed upon their
droppings as he eats his sour rice. I hope remaining hair falls
out -- smells bad behind his ears -- hope his business goes all
wacky, and his bills are in arrears. He shouldn't be allowed
outside. We should put him in a cell. We should feed him bread
and water -- make him answer John Ford's bells. Make him wait on
Stanton Friedman, make him shine my dog dirt shoes, make him
tell it on the Jeff Rense show-- make him REALLY sing the blues.

Make him pay a reparation for the trouble that he caused! Make
him pay for his disturbance to the peace. Make him libel for the
bald faced lies he told to sell his  business. He's the _reason_
for the FOG that just goes on without surcease!

I can hope that he's abducted, and they break the probe clean
off! I can hope that they experiment -- make him turn his head
and cough. I can hope he lives the nightmares that he made some
folks live through when they took him at his word that all the
things he said were true. I can hope he feels nothing but the
wages of despair. I can hope he'll get comeuppance, Bubba's
bitch -- that he'd so dare!  I can hope this liar Schulman has a
crack inside his shell, but failing that -- eats shit and dies,
then goes right straight to hell.

Make him pay a reparation for the trouble that he caused! Make
him pay for his disturbance to the peace. Make him libel for the
bald faced lies he told to sell his  business. He's the _reason_
for the FOG that just goes on without surcease!

Lehmberg@snowhill.com

Jack Schulman strongly implied that _his_ computers were kissed
by the cosmic technology of  alien beings from another world.
I'm sure he would define it as a novel marketing ploy. Our
society _will_ allow him to get by with it. John Ford will slide
further into madness. Who _is_ the real criminal?

You see what I mean? You see how this works? You see how the
atmosphere is just a little harder to peer through? You see how
the mud sucks a little harder at your shoes? Do you feel, a
little stronger now, that conditioning imperative to give up
_looking_ up?  And you feel a little foolish for being taken in
-- beginning to think that there might be something to this
Trans-capacitor foolishness? Burned again -- and now _two_
(maybe three) times shy?

It's all part of the plan for our arbitrary and convenient
manipulation! The money does its talking, and the bullshit (its
job done) does its usual walking.

And he will likely walk away from this a little _richer_ for his
trouble, like the vast majority of his ilk do . . . Michael
Milken, Ivan Boesky, and the Clan Bush relieved frail granny
ladies of billions of their precious dollars, but walk
unabashedly free.

But that's our culture for ya'. Jerk a human being back and
forth across the line of credulity often enough, and she won't
know what to think. Schulman has been a _useful_ tool.

I believe anyone who bought a computer from this man has grounds
for a full refund PLUS damages. If I owned one, I'd want _my_
money back! I think he defrauded the public to sell his
unremarkable, lackluster, and very ordinary product -- I would
have thought he had broken the law. Hah. No, he didn't BREAK the
law. But he provided a wonderful example of why, many times, the
law gets broken!

Restore John Ford!

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