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Re: Meier Pictures

From: Kal K. Korff <TotlResrch@aol.com>
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1998 17:01:51 EDT
Fwd Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1998 17:15:16 -0400
Subject: Re: Meier Pictures


Dear Esteemed Colleagues: The Duke of Mendoza, Don Ecker, Bruce
Maccabee, and yes, even (shudder!) Jim Deardorff, who has yet to
set us straight on this matter!!

The issue of Meier's bullets and ballistics are all fine and
dandy, each of you of course have some very valid points.
However, I think you forgot to factor in the following:

'Pleadian Physics'.

You see, since Meier's imagination and Pleiadian Physics are one
and the same, we have to account for in any of our equations,
the "MI" (Meier's Imagination) factor and remember the
following:

According to Meier and those dumb enough to _still_ believe in
him, Meier has a small pond surrounded by various one arm made
(Meier made) "crystals" of various bright colors. These
crystals, according to Meier's people at his cult, are aligned
and tuned into the right vibrational frequencies so as to
protect Meier from harm, danger and people with bad intentions,
such as those that want to expose the truth about him, etc.

We may safely assume that Meier's much-vaunted Pleiadian
Protection System was malfuntioning all seven times I was
secretly on his property, and as of just a few months ago,
actually successfully went undercover, secretly in Meier's own
house! Boy, what a pad!

The man is hardly poor, let alone humble! But the people around
him dress in cheap, ragged-out hippie type clothes. Ahhh, this
way more money and resources for their Master, Mr. Meier!

But back to the Pleiadian Physics. Meier is protected by this
crystal garden and therefore all bullets are going to miss him
and go astray and befuddle even the best of the dreaded
assassins.

And don't forget those equally-dreaded Men in Black, who hoaxed
hundreds of Meier's time-travel pictures, saving him the
trouble. They did such a good job, that they fooled even Meier,
who couldn't even recognize that the faked pictures weren't his
own hoaxed images!

Darn those Pleiadians to render everyone's physics and real-life
military experience irrelevant, eh? But we're just not as
"Enlightened" as Mr. Meier and must settle for being grounded in
the real world.

Kal (I just winged this post) Korff