From: Mendoza <firstname.lastname@example.org> [Peter Brookesmith] Date: Thu, 4 Jun 1998 21:48:46 -0400 Fwd Date: Fri, 05 Jun 1998 09:59:34 -0400 Subject: Re: Stacy, Corso & Birnes With the compliments of the Duke of Mendoza: >From: William Hand email@example.com >Date: Thu, 4 Jun 1998 04:57:55 -0500 (CDT) >To: firstname.lastname@example.org >Subject: Re: UFO UpDate: Re: Sarah McClendon I should like to thank Mr Hand for his meticulously researched, soberly stated and highly detailed rebuttal of my comments, e.g. >The book is not improbable at all. and >Corso is NOT a liar. YOU are the LIAR. PERIOD. I will be obliged henceforth to consider these important findings when dealing with Col Corso's revelations, and am most grateful to Mr Hand for his contribution to our knowledge of these vital matters. Mr Hand also touches a nerve when he says, or rather trumpets: >HE HAS A LOT MORE HONOR THAN YOU! AT LEAST HE REALIZES >THAT THE PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW THE TRUTH SO HE >TOLD WHAT HE KNEW. IF YOU AND YOUR BOSSES HAD ANY >HONOR ALL OF YOU WOULD DO THE SAME. My bosses & I are currently rather tired having spent many weeks in meetings under the Arctic ice aboard the nuclear submarine USS *Masonic Ritual* considering how thick to make the paper on which my latest book was to be printed. In the end we decided that as our cover in that respect was blown anyway, we'd go for a decent weight and finish and forget about the 1950s loo-roll effect suggested by one officer of the watch, who was also doubling as night bar steward, a post he considered beneath his station. The great thing about being in a sub under the Pole at this season is that the sun is over the yardarm for six months at a time. (See separate post for more seafaring news.) Meawhile Mr Hand should be warned that the Mossad satellite CNI-DAWG, equipped with X-ray vision, is now stationed over his home and has already established that (a) he does not wear pink silk pyjamas (b) he eats vegetables (c) he does not sleep in black satin sheets and (d) numerous other significant negatives too personal to be listed here. He should also be aware that the bosses are a bit pissed off too and CNI-DAWG has been programmed to shower his house with very old gefilte fish and exceptionally dense falafels if he calls their or my honor into question again. Yrs &c Poutryfarm D. Marranhen Chicken Soup PS: Col Corso is a goddam liar, and a goddam bad liar too.
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