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Re: Stacy, Corso & Birnes

From: Mendoza <101653.2205@compuserve.com> [Peter Brookesmith]
Date: Thu, 4 Jun 1998 21:48:46 -0400
Fwd Date: Fri, 05 Jun 1998 09:59:34 -0400
Subject: Re: Stacy, Corso & Birnes

With the compliments of the Duke of Mendoza:

>From: William Hand ufotruth@ix.netcom.com
>Date: Thu, 4 Jun 1998 04:57:55 -0500 (CDT)
>To: updates@globalserve.net
>Subject: Re: UFO UpDate: Re: Sarah McClendon

I should like to thank Mr Hand for his meticulously
researched, soberly stated and highly detailed rebuttal of
my comments, e.g.

>The book is not improbable at all.

and

>Corso is NOT a liar. YOU are the LIAR. PERIOD.

I will be obliged henceforth to consider these important
findings when dealing with Col Corso's revelations, and am
most grateful to Mr Hand for his contribution to our
knowledge of these vital matters.

Mr Hand also touches a nerve when he says, or rather
trumpets:

>HE HAS A LOT MORE HONOR THAN YOU! AT LEAST HE REALIZES
>THAT THE PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW THE TRUTH SO HE
>TOLD WHAT HE KNEW. IF YOU AND YOUR BOSSES HAD ANY
>HONOR ALL OF YOU WOULD DO THE SAME.

My bosses & I are currently rather tired having spent many
weeks in meetings under the Arctic ice aboard the nuclear
submarine USS *Masonic Ritual* considering how thick to make
the paper on which my latest book was to be printed. In the
end we decided that as our cover in that respect was blown
anyway, we'd go for a decent weight and finish and forget
about the 1950s loo-roll effect suggested by one officer of
the watch, who was also doubling as night bar steward, a
post he considered beneath his station.

The great thing about being in a sub under the Pole at this
season is that the sun is over the yardarm for six months at
a time. (See separate post for more seafaring news.)

Meawhile Mr Hand should be warned that the Mossad satellite
CNI-DAWG, equipped with X-ray vision, is now stationed over
his home and has already established that (a) he does not
wear pink silk pyjamas (b) he eats vegetables (c) he does
not sleep in black satin sheets and (d) numerous other
significant negatives too personal to be listed here.

He should also be aware that the bosses are a bit pissed off
too and CNI-DAWG has been programmed to shower his house
with very old gefilte fish and exceptionally dense falafels
if he calls their or my honor into question again.

Yrs &c
Poutryfarm D. Marranhen
Chicken Soup

PS: Col Corso is a goddam liar, and a goddam bad liar too.



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