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Re: Friedman's Laws for 'Debunkers'

From: The Duke of Mendoza <101653.2205@compuserve.com> [Peter Brookesmith]
Date: Sat, 27 Jun 1998 23:19:45 -0400
Fwd Date: Sun, 28 Jun 1998 03:05:24 -0400
Subject: Re: Friedman's Laws for 'Debunkers'

>From: Larry Hatch <larryhat@jps.net>
>X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.04 [en] (Win95; U)
>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
>Subject: Re: UFO UpDate: Re: Friedman's Laws for 'Debunkers'

>Dear Duke:

>In the unlikely event that there is  a UFO sighting in your
>particular duchy,  would you please be so kind as to indicate
>both Longitude and Latitude?

Gladly. If in the UK (the Duchy moves in mysterious ways) I will
also supply Ordnance Survey grid references if possible for the
delectation of your Brit readers.

>Thank you (in advance) for holding your breath while I smoke.

Hmm, unlikely. If I were not a gentleman, and thus proscribed
from wagering on a certainty, I would bet that my cigarettes,
imported at huge expense from Russia, smell vastly worse than
yours to those yuppie pinklungs whose sensibilities are so
costive that they are in deep denial over the truth that tobacco
smoke is not only deeply flavorsome but a prime source of
vitamins and minerals.

The fact is, non-smokers are just afraid of the Truth About

Dictated remotely from temporary shipboard location (submerged)
approx 24deg30min E, 37deg10min N. Great view of the lighthouse
through the periscope.

best wishes
Parkdrive D. Marlboro
Toke Analyst

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