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Re: Accident At Gesundt's UFO Research - Group

From: Sean Jones <tedric@tedric.demon.co.uk>
Date: Tue, 30 Mar 1999 23:06:43 +0100
Fwd Date: Thu, 01 Apr 1999 16:53:12 -0500
Subject: Re: Accident At Gesundt's UFO Research - Group

>From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com>
>Date: Sun, 28 Mar 1999 14:58:06 EST
>To: updates@globalserve.net
>Subject: Accident At Gesundt's UFO Research - Group Needs Donations

Hi Jim, I am very sad at your great loss

>Hello, we are sorry to inform you of a serious accident which
>occured early this afternoon, at Gesundt's UFO Research and
>Discount House of Freshly Made Wine, Cheese and Publishing...

<Huge unkind snip of a great many words of true piety>

>All donations over $100 will be appreciated with a free car wash
>at any of our many FCHFBCW locations near you.  And while you're
>there, turn on your radios, put your hands _on_ your radios, and
>feel the power of Gripple come thru the speakers.

>Gesundt loves each and every one of yous.


In the true British fashion of generosity I donate to your
unworthy, sorry most worthy cause one LARGE, and I do mean
large, bag of good will for you to offer as a raffle prize on
the tombola stall in the fete that you are bound to organise
money raising purposes.

I wish you and Dr Gesundt all the very best of sour grapes. :-)

    In an infinite universe infinitely anything is possible.
                       Sean Jones
            UFO page--http://www.tedric.demon.co.uk/

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