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Re: RAMS - Bell Admits 'Porno Rap'?

From: Alfred Lehmberg <Lehmberg@snowhill.com>
Date: Wed, 07 Apr 1999 16:45:48 -0500
Fwd Date: Wed, 07 Apr 1999 18:17:40 -0400
Subject: Re: RAMS - Bell Admits 'Porno Rap'?

"Random Access Memory" Stephens reports from the tabloids:

>Date: Wed, 07 Apr 1999 06:46:16 -0600
>From: Robert A.M. Stephens <sti3818@montana.com>
>To: UFO Updates Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
>Subject: RAMS - Bell Admits 'Porno Rap'?

>Thought I'd let you all know:

What's this new Jerry Springer incarnation? You don't do it very
well, and, additionally, you appear to enjoy it too much. You
should be ashamed of yourself -- far and away exceeding any
shame that Bell might feel.

>Bell called another web radio host and revealed that the
>allegations are true about his porno background. Also, he was
>involved in the same in San Deigo CA, which he also admitted.

Your point?

>The transcript will be posted on the Behold website when we get
>enough bandwidth to get the site back up. The hits for the first
>9 hours were near a million hits. We need a little more than
>56Mb for 60 days to cover that sort of traffic in one day. We
>had projected 60,000 hits for 30 days. We erred.

"Jer-ry -- Jer-ry -- Jer-ry"! What are _your_ secrets?

>Should you not believe me, write Bell himself and ask him:

Uh -- who cares?

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