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Re: Open Letter

From: YourName - Josh Goldstein <clearlt@pacbell.net>
Date: Thu, 15 Apr 1999 03:13:16 -0700
Fwd Date: Thu, 15 Apr 1999 18:33:23 -0400
Subject: Re: Open Letter


>From: Geri DeStefano & Alfred Webre <spirit@canada.com>
>Date: Wed, 14 Apr 1999 15:00:13 -0400 (EDT)
>To: UFO UpDates <updates@globalserve.net>
>Subject: Open Letter

>Dear Listers - We wanted to share with you an Open Letter, being
>sent to extraterrestrial activists, as well as
>environmentalists, in Eastern Europe, the Americas, the European
>Union, Asia & Africa.

>It is not often that extraterrestrially-interested people and
>environmentalists collaborate. However, environmental war cuts
>across our superficially different concerns. We have concluded
>that human environmental war and its destructive impact on the
>Earth may be a concern of the extraterrestrial initiative to the
>planet, and of natural environmentalists everywhere. The Open
>Letter is also posted at: http://www.universebooks.com.

>Please-how do you feel?

<snip>

Well Geri and Alfred -

How do I feel? I'll restrain myself and try to say this nicely.
I read your open letter and I went to Universe Books and read
the excerpts for Alfred's trilogy. I suspect that if your letter
reaches the United Nations it will go no further than the
circular file where other letters from psychotic cranks end up.
I wish you well. By that I mean that I hope you get under the
care of a competent therapist and have medicine prescribed that
stops your delusions. Otherwise I fear you will soon be back in
the psychiatric ward where the "Universe Administration" does
not seem to protect you from "invasive rays". However, in there
you may find many people with a keen interest in your  books. I
hope you find mental health. Please try to seek it.

First, please call Art Bell. I think he will invite you on his
radio show. You may be the best guests he has had on his show.
His audience will consider you celebrities. They may sign your
letter, and order books like there is no tomorrow. You will feel
right at home. Richard Hoagland is also a very frequent guest
and he is likely to become a champion supporter of your efforts.
Also, please contact SLOBodon Milosevic in Serbia. He is very
worried about environmental bombs as is Saddam Hussein (unless
he is building them). They will enjoy your books and gain great
insight. They are willing to give the U.N. pieces of their minds
whenever asked. Please hurry, I don't know if they have many
pieces left.

Until then you can protect yourself from EMP emitted from
environmental weapons by placing a cone composed of six diagonal
layers of aluminum foil alternating with plastic wrap on your
head. Please cover it with a good cap so that the government
does not see it and come after you.

Josh

p.s. Dr. Gesundt, the esteemed fount of Gripple wisdom, may
offer much needed advice after reading your letter and viewing
your site. Please seek out his counsel if he is not forthcoming.
He is very shy and dispenses his pearls of wisdom carefully. He
will no doubt feel you are worthy. IN NO CASE mix psychotropic
medications with Gripple. Dr. Gesundt just may be able to slip
Khofi Annan some Gripple so that he will be more receptive when
your letter is presented to him at U.N. Headquarters.

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