From: YourName - Josh Goldstein <firstname.lastname@example.org> Date: Thu, 15 Apr 1999 03:13:16 -0700 Fwd Date: Thu, 15 Apr 1999 18:33:23 -0400 Subject: Re: Open Letter >From: Geri DeStefano & Alfred Webre <email@example.com> >Date: Wed, 14 Apr 1999 15:00:13 -0400 (EDT) >To: UFO UpDates <firstname.lastname@example.org> >Subject: Open Letter >Dear Listers - We wanted to share with you an Open Letter, being >sent to extraterrestrial activists, as well as >environmentalists, in Eastern Europe, the Americas, the European >Union, Asia & Africa. >It is not often that extraterrestrially-interested people and >environmentalists collaborate. However, environmental war cuts >across our superficially different concerns. We have concluded >that human environmental war and its destructive impact on the >Earth may be a concern of the extraterrestrial initiative to the >planet, and of natural environmentalists everywhere. The Open >Letter is also posted at: http://www.universebooks.com. >Please-how do you feel? <snip> Well Geri and Alfred - How do I feel? I'll restrain myself and try to say this nicely. I read your open letter and I went to Universe Books and read the excerpts for Alfred's trilogy. I suspect that if your letter reaches the United Nations it will go no further than the circular file where other letters from psychotic cranks end up. I wish you well. By that I mean that I hope you get under the care of a competent therapist and have medicine prescribed that stops your delusions. Otherwise I fear you will soon be back in the psychiatric ward where the "Universe Administration" does not seem to protect you from "invasive rays". However, in there you may find many people with a keen interest in your books. I hope you find mental health. Please try to seek it. First, please call Art Bell. I think he will invite you on his radio show. You may be the best guests he has had on his show. His audience will consider you celebrities. They may sign your letter, and order books like there is no tomorrow. You will feel right at home. Richard Hoagland is also a very frequent guest and he is likely to become a champion supporter of your efforts. Also, please contact SLOBodon Milosevic in Serbia. He is very worried about environmental bombs as is Saddam Hussein (unless he is building them). They will enjoy your books and gain great insight. They are willing to give the U.N. pieces of their minds whenever asked. Please hurry, I don't know if they have many pieces left. Until then you can protect yourself from EMP emitted from environmental weapons by placing a cone composed of six diagonal layers of aluminum foil alternating with plastic wrap on your head. Please cover it with a good cap so that the government does not see it and come after you. Josh p.s. Dr. Gesundt, the esteemed fount of Gripple wisdom, may offer much needed advice after reading your letter and viewing your site. Please seek out his counsel if he is not forthcoming. He is very shy and dispenses his pearls of wisdom carefully. He will no doubt feel you are worthy. IN NO CASE mix psychotropic medications with Gripple. Dr. Gesundt just may be able to slip Khofi Annan some Gripple so that he will be more receptive when your letter is presented to him at U.N. Headquarters.
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