From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com> Date: Thu, 22 Apr 1999 20:01:21 EDT Fwd Date: Thu, 22 Apr 1999 21:53:06 -0400 Subject: Jaime Gesundt's open letter to Jerry Black I have read your open letters to Stan Friedman and Whitley Strieber and have the following comments with which to completely disprove your allegations that their work is not supported. We at Gesundt's Freshly Made's Canal Street Gripple Works can prove, beyond a reasonable doubt, that you, Sir, are mistaken about a number of issues. First among these is that it is a commonly known fact that Strieber and Friedman are really Streiber and Freidman. So right off the bench, Sir, you cannot even speel correctly.... spell correctly. Now how can this be? That Strieber is Streiber and Friedman is Freidman whilst speeling their names Friedman and Strieber in their books? Huh? Because Budd Hopkins is really Bud Hopkins and Carol Rainey is really Carrol Rainy. And Carl Sagan is really Lamont Cranston. Having said that, how is is that your "Old Boy Network" spelled these names," Bob, Carol, Ted and Alice," the last of whom doesn't even live here any more? Second and even more important than your lack of attention to the speeling..... spelling... of the names of these people in the old boy netweork is the fact that you have not even included the names of two of the youngest of the old boys in the network? Huh? This omission is a certain sign that you haven't the faintest notion of what you are talking about! I refer to the great Fromage and the greater still Gesundt! Hah! Caught you in a gruesome little kettle of horse hockey, eh? But wait, there's more! You said: >well. Of course, the "Old Boys' Club" consists of Walt Andrus, >Bruce Maccabee, Budd Hopkins, Don Berliner, and yourself, Mr. >Friedman. There are possibly a few others that I could mention. >Obviously, none of you gentlemen are going to have anything >critical to say about the other. This has been going on for >years. We give you credit for the recognition that there are more of us than you mentioned in your abominatory and inflamatory intoberation delivered in a most insigredious manner. Indeed there are more! Bud Hoppkins is not old, neither is Gesundt, Strieble or Fromage. Not even Andy Walrus or that guy with the polaroids in Florida! These are young men. You fail to mention this in your so called post, Sir. You don't drink, do you, Sir? You make one statement which we at the Gripple Works must admit is both revealing as well as quite convincing. So we give this one to you, however grudgingly.... you said... >If my own father (God rest his soul) was a UFO investigator, and >had investigated the Gulf Breeze case, doing as poor a job as >Mr. Maccabee has done, I would be just as inclined to question >the veracity of his investigation. We have it on good authority that your paternal parent (may he rest in peace) is _not_ Bruce Maccabee and Mr. Maccabee isn't even dead yet... Hah, yet again, Black! We spoke with Bruce recently about a great deal of money he owes us for Gripple and for Gripple Dripple's most infamous controversial products, our anatomically correct blow up dolls. Now what do you have to say to refute that, Mr. Back? Huh? We could go on a whole lot more than you, however we recognize, in our own unique and inebriatory way, that to say any more than we've just said would place us in the same position as you've placed yourself in by your Streiber and Freidman bull set! That specifically, to say more than this after having said so little already, would make us look more like you must appear to us after we read more of your nothing which you wrote than we just said with a lot less bandwidth! If you cannot fathom this, may we suggest a half gallon of Gripple followed by a half gallon of Gripple Dripple? Then call us in the morning. Not! Dr. Dumby B. Dimbulb, Director of Excretorial Balther (Blather), Canal Street UFO Gripple Plant Number Three. Unlike you, Sir, we will sell no opine, until it's ready!
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