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Re: Abduction - The Issue Of Reality

From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com>
Date: Mon, 1 Feb 1999 14:20:30 EST
Fwd Date: Mon, 01 Feb 1999 21:18:53 -0500
Subject: Re: Abduction - The Issue Of Reality

>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
>From: Jerome Clark <jkclark@frontiernet.net>
>Subject: Re: Abduction - The Issue Of Reality
>Date: Mon, 01 Feb 99 12:41:36 PST

>>From: Greg Sandow <gsandow@prodigy.net>
>>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
>>Subject: Re: Abduction - The Issue Of Reality
>>Date: Sun, 31 Jan 1999 23:30:54 -0500

>>>Date: Sat, 30 Jan 1999 23:01:28 -0600 (CST)
>>>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
>>>From: Dennis Stacy <dstacy@texas.net>
>>>Subject: Re: Abduction - The Issue Of Reality

>>>>As for "confirmatory items
>>>previously unreported in the UFO literature" (my phrase, not
>>>yours), I always wonder why we're not subjected to the real
>>>nitty-gritty? That is, do many abductees report soiling their
>>>underwear when they're abruptly lifted out of bed and
>>>transported through a solid wall into a round spaceship,
>>>whereupon they're rudely greyhandled by aliens and helpers in
>>>blue uniforms? I think I would! Yet to the best of my knowledge,
>>>I can't think of a single case in which a good crap in the pants
>>>has come to light. Not prurient, just curious. Advanced as they
>>>are, I feel sure that the aliens have come to grips with this
>>>unexpected side-effect of their activities. Indeed, maybe this
>>>explains the presence of the helpers in blue, after all. They're
>>>there to clean up!


>I don't know if this is a serious question, but I'll act as if
>it were. Let me ask one in return:

>How many people in other traumatic situations -- combat,
>assault, rape, and the like -- volunteer the information that
>while being terrorized and traumatized they accidentally
>defecated or urinated?

>Jerry Clark

OK Jerry, let me be among the first....

It was somewhere around 1974 when I was doing AP work with the
47th Pct. in the Bronx.  A good friend (RIP) was the sargent at
the time and was with me on patrol when the radio rang out with
a 1013.... officer in need of assistance which was quickly
followed by "Shots Fired."

We pull in front of the bar and two bodies are on their way out
the door in reverse.... one of 'em goes down and the other turns
and starts firing at the police officer who shot the first perp.
Me? I'm sitting there in the front seat of the cruiser, which is
the supervisor's car, taking this all in as if it were some kind
of a movie instead of real life.

Then, the police officer doing the shooting goes down.  This is
getting serious and I still don't understand inside my hear,
what is happening.

Then, the perp left standing starts shooting at _us_!  Now the
sargeant, my good friend and best man, pulls me down onto the
front seat to get me out of the line of fire and goes out the
door shooting.

I hear bullets hit the car, I hear yelling and screaming.  All
of a sudden it's quiet.  My friend comes over to see how I am.
I say "I'm fine, really!  Only who was screaming?"  and get out
of the car.  "Uh, that was you, Jim!"

At this time I realize why it is that many cops have a fresh set
of underwear at the station house or barracks... I fainted dead
away and when I wake up, they have me cleaned up at the local
hospital.... the nurse looks down at me and says, "Listen, the
next time mommy says to make sure you have clean underwear in
case you get hit by a truck???  Listen to her!"

Have I answered your question?


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