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Re: Abduction - The Issue Of Breast Feeding Reality

From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 2 Feb 1999 13:34:17 EST
Fwd Date: Tue, 02 Feb 1999 14:35:05 -0500
Subject: Re: Abduction - The Issue Of Breast Feeding Reality

>Date: Mon, 1 Feb 1999 18:17:48 -0600 (CST)
>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
>From: Dennis Stacy <dstacy@texas.net>
>Subject: Re: Abduction - The Issue Of Reality

>>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
>>From: Jerome Clark <jkclark@frontiernet.net>
>>Subject: Re: Abduction - The Issue Of Reality
>>Date: Mon, 01 Feb 99 12:41:36 PST


>>I don't know if this is a serious question, but I'll act as if
>>it were.  Let me ask one in return:

>>How many people in other traumatic situations -- combat,
>>assault, rape, and the like -- volunteer the information that
>>while being terrorized and traumatized they accidentally
>>defecated or urinated?


>By way of an addendum to my previous post re the above:
>Ironically, I stepped out of the shower this afternoon and
>turned my attention to the TV, which was tuned to the NBC
>national evening news, Tom Brokaw anchor. Cut to the first
>commercial I saw -- about a product to combat "vaginal dryness."
>I don't know whether to continue being a hip, 90s-type person,
>or sink into some sort of postmodern sulk. I'm watching the NBC
>national news and there's some woman on there talking about
>vaginal dryness?

>Get with it, dudes and dudesses. Welcome to the 90s. If you get
>abducted and soil your shorts, it's politically correct to tell
>your investigator (or hypnotist) about it.

>In fact, curious minds like mine would like to know.

In spite of the fact that I confessed at having soiled my
underoos while (or after, can't recall) being shot at, the issue
of "P&P" (Poop and Pee) never really arose until seeing it here
on UpDates.

Now, this has nothing to do with UpDates, but it is an
interesting commentary on the state of our own curious minds.
And Jerry, I just happen to know where you got that "curious
minds" thingy above. It is, in fact, "Inquiring Minds' Want to
Know," and it comes from the Supermarket Tabloids, you know, the
one where the headlines are something like, "Phil Klass
Confesses to be the Love Child of Alien Sex Goddess from Mongo!"

Just what is a serious researcher like you reading those
headlines for anyway?  Cheeses man.... get a life already!

But to get back to the point... we seem to have a marked
proclivity and even more marked propensity toward the _really_
important issues here in beautifull, downtown UpDates, do we
not?  We talk about soiling our pants (or panties), about the
origins of the words "flying saucers," about whether or not
Hynek was an agent for the USGDCGIA (U.S. Gripple Dipple Con Gas
Investigative Agency) and ad nauseum.

And when we actually have an opportunity to speak in great
detail, to people who have been there, done that, walked with
the little mothers, talked with them, travelled with them,
interacted with them.... etc., etc. we poo poo it to tears with
crap like, "I hear tell that so-called abductions are the result
of ... (here fill in the blanks)

o  breast feeding
o  the birth trauma...
o  shoe size
o  hollow moons from hollower minds
o  genital size.. which relates to shoe size, everybody knows
o  etc.

Personally, as a guy, I prefer the breast feeding experience and
I truly believe that it should be investigated in the _fullest_
possible manner.

I volunteer!


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