From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com> Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1999 01:46:28 EST Fwd Date: Mon, 04 Jan 1999 12:07:46 -0500 Subject: Re: Military Ability to Detect & Identify UFOs >Date: Sat, 02 Jan 1999 18:39:33 -0600 >To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <firstname.lastname@example.org> >From: Michael Christol <email@example.com> >Subject: Re: Military Ability to Detect & Identify UFOs >>From: Farley Scott <SCOTTF@HughesLuce.com> >>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <firstname.lastname@example.org> >>Subject: Re: Military Ability to Detect & Identify UFOs >>Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1998 14:07:26 -0600 >>Others have already pointed out his bogus information such as >>where he states that the moon does not rotate about its own >>axis. This guy is supposed to be knowledgeable in celestial >>mechanics? >>Just my opinion. >I seem to have missed something here...I can't believe that >people think the moon rotates through a cycle ever so many >hours...If it did, then we would see its other faces... >Please help me to understand this.... Say Mike... put on your Captain Video Space helmet for a sec, here, ol' buddy.... by the way, I still have one! Really! Now think a moment. The moon doesn't have a backside, not exactly. Yes. The moon presents the same face to us but the only way it can is by turning on it's axis of rotation. Take a tennis ball or if you're my age a Spaulding... remember those? Place it at arms length and make that black "SPAULDING" name face you. Now keep your body still and slowly rotate your arm thru maybe 50 degrees or so, as much as you can without straining your metarsals framous muss cules. In order to keep the same face of the ball facing you as it orbits around your bod, it's gotta turn on it's own axis... see? It just happens to orbit on it's own axis once every time it orbits around us... it's a miracle! Now sit down. With all this excitement, you need a Freshly Made. May I suggest our Ordinary Vinny? It's bold, but not at all presumptuous, fresh of course, but not overly ripe. And, they are mild! Dr. Gesundt, Astronomer, Consultant to Carl Sagan and Steven Hawking.... and I'm not just a client, I'm also the president of Freshly Made. By the way, everything I said above is a crock of tripe. The moon has no axis at all. It's hollow. And it's got a three cylinder, two stroke SAAB 96 ingine just below the surface. God. Can't even kid around this list anymore without having to post your resume and present references for pity sake. Just what the hell do you guys think them aliens is doing here anyway. They need oil to add to the gas or the moon just won't stay put!
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