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Re: Military Ability to Detect & Identify UFOs

From: Michael Christol <mchristo@mindspring.com>
Date: Mon, 04 Jan 1999 17:50:07 -0600
Fwd Date: Tue, 05 Jan 1999 15:08:35 -0500
Subject: Re: Military Ability to Detect & Identify UFOs

>From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com>
>Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1999 01:46:28 EST
>To: updates@globalserve.net
>Subject: Re: Military Ability to Detect & Identify UFOs

>Say Mike... put on your Captain Video Space helmet for a sec,
>here, ol' buddy.... by the way, I still have one! Really!

Jim Old Boy, I never had a Captain Video Space Helmet.... I
happen to have conservative parents and they wouldn't but me
one...Gaudddddd....I would have loved to have
had one back then....<G>

>Now think a moment. The moon doesn't have a backside, not
>exactly. Yes. The moon presents the same face to us but the only
>way it can is by turning on it's axis of rotation.

Jim, Bob Young finally got me straightened out on this. Thanks
for your attempt to explain to an old hard headed guy like
myself....Man, I don't know how I could not have know this, as
much as I read about our solar system in the youth of my life.

I think it was them dang American Astronauts as well as Old
George Adamski which caused me to fixate on the idea that there
was a true unseen backside to the moon.  IN fact, I think I did
read that at one time...that there was a side of the moon that
we were not able to see from earth....

But, I guess I was wrong...Oh, well, pick myself up, wipe the
egg from my face and start again...sigh....My poor old knees are
getting very sore from all this crawling...<g>

>Now sit down. With all this excitement, you need a Freshly
>Made. May I suggest our Ordinary Vinny? It's bold, but not at
>all presumptuous, fresh of course, but not overly ripe. And,
>they are mild!

More bad news Jim...I don't drink any form of Alcohol, not even
the rubbing type...<g> I am strictly a teatotaler...
Sorry...don't mean to put a dampre on your sales...

I toured some Wineries in Southern France in June, 1994, and out
of courtesy to the host, I managed to sip down a sample
taste...but since I have not developed a taste, I didn't know if
it was good or not...(hickup...opps...sorry about that...)<G>

>Dr. Gesundt, Astronomer, Consultant to Carl Sagan and Steven
>Hawking.... and I'm not just a client, I'm also the president of
>Freshly Made.

Good news Jim...maybe between a glass of wine and a good old
fashion brow beating you and those mentioned in the last
sentence, with the exception of Carl Sagan can beat me into
submission... Ha, ha, ha...<g>

Thanks, Jim...enjoyable post...

>By the way, everything I said above is a crock of tripe. The
>moon has no axis at all. It's hollow. And it's got a three
>cylinder, two stroke SAAB 96 ingine just below the surface.
>God. Can't even kid around this list anymore without having to
>post your resume and present references for pity sake. Just what
>the hell do you guys think them aliens is doing here anyway.
>They need oil to add to the gas or the moon just won't stay put!

Shhhhhhiiii...you're not suppose to tell everyone that... I have
been keeping it under wraps...shucks, now its out and everyone
will know it...<g>


REgards, Mike

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