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Re: Jerry Black's Challenge To Whitley Strieber

From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com>
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1999 20:28:21 EST
Fwd Date: Tue, 05 Jan 1999 15:45:08 -0500
Subject: Re: Jerry Black's Challenge To Whitley Strieber

>Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1999 14:27:37 -0500
>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
>From: John <jvif@spacelab.net>
>Subject: Re: Jerry Black's Challenge To Whitley Strieber

>>Date: Sat, 02 Jan 1999 03:03:12 -0600
>>To: updates@globalserve.net
>>From: Glenn Joyner <infohead@airmail.net>
>>Subject: Jerry Black's Challenge To Whitley Strieber

>>Hello Errol, and List members:

>>As you know, I do transcription work for Jerry Black. Here's the
>>latest "open letter" from Jerry. Please note that his site has
>>moved to:





>>An Extensive Review of Whitley Strieber and His Claims of
>>Encounters With the Visitors

>>by Jerry Black

>>January 1999

>Hi All,

>Isn't this the same blowhard who wrote several 25 page+ long
>internet rants about the Gulfbreeze case? It appears that after
>having gotten nowhere with Bruce Macabee and others relating to
>that case, that Mr Black now turns his jaundiced eye towards
>Whitley Strieber. 'Submit to a polygraph test or I'll splatter
>your refusal all over the web' says he to Whitley. This guy
>Black has a pair of cohones that an Indian elephant would envy.
>Thank Ghod he's not a UN diplomat or we'd really be in trouble!

>Porposal: Let's follow the example of the Democrats and simply
>throw money at the problem!

>If we all chip in .50 cents, we will be able to afford a small
>Sears refractor telescope, a rubiks cube, and maybe even one of
>those sexy rubber blow up friends for Mr. Black, (who is in
>_desperate need_ of a time consuming hobby.) I am confident that
>if the objects we provide him with are 'shiny' enough, it might
>preoccupy him and spare _us_ from yet another round of his
>pointless nit picking rantings. I don't know about you, but .50
>cents seems a small price to pay for the peace of mind we would
>all gain in return.

>Send all contributions to:

>The Jerry Black Hobby Fund (or JEBHOFU)
>121 Sparemethegrief Blvd.
>Beendere Dondat, California, 90734

>Remember, the mind you save may be your own. So please, dig
>deep, and give till it hurts. It's for a just cause.

>Personal note:

>You should take some comfort in the knowledge that you are not
>alone, and that you are not crazy. _Others_ experience the same
>urge to commit Hari-Kari with a dull butter knife _everytime_
>they find a 25 page long post from Jerry Black in their mailbox.
>There is no need for you to feel isolated or unique. If need be,
>I will start a support group for those who need help dealing
>with this unsettling and life disrupting phenomenon.

>Let's try the toys first. Failing that, we'll start up the
>support group. As Ghod is my witness, we will _one way or
>another_ survive this latest attack on our sensibilities.

>'Blackhole' - what an appropriate name for Mr Blacks' website.
>It's what I feel I've been sucked into everytime I read one of
>his posts!   :-D

>John Velez (Speaking strictly for myself)

Dear Mr. Velez and List;

 Our beloved founder ... has heard you.

Dr. Jaime Gesundt, out of infinite generosity, will donate 100
cases of his latest project, "Wine and Latex, You Gotta Love
'Em" and will send them to the address specified.... in a plain
crate so nobody gets to sniff, blow or snoop.

This latest "L-Squared" (Latex and Loony) product consists of
Dr. Gesundt's most powerful elixir we've aptly named, "WOOF!"
It comes with one blow up latex lady (or one latex [reinforced,
of course] "guy doll") with every bottle.  Normally selling for
only $19.95 a settee set, JEBHOFU gets it on free, for Black's
perspiration pleasure.  And, it's loaded.... with vitamin Gee!?!
Drink and.... uh, whatever, in good gesundt, that's Yiddish for

Oh, one last suggestion.  Make sure the person using our product
keeps well hydrated or he may look like a prune after only a few
minutes on WOOF!

Dr. Morty for Dr. G.
To your "Good Health & Good Lovin' with lotsa water!"
God bless America

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