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Re: Art Bell - Friday, January 8/9

From: Greg Sandow <gsandow@prodigy.net>
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1999 23:00:41 -0500
Fwd Date: Wed, 06 Jan 1999 23:56:24 -0500
Subject: Re: Art Bell - Friday, January 8/9

>There is a physics lesson hidden in here somewhere. Let me see
>if I can sus it out, . . .

>A. Art Bell is the most full of sh*t of the lot.

>B. So it stands to reason that he has more 'mass' than the

>C. Therefore, his gravitational pull on the other smaller
>'turds' causes them to, . . .

>D. gravitate towards Bell. - Where, . . .

>E. . . . they eventually assume permanent orbits around their

>How was that?

John already gets my vote for the funniest (and truest) post of
1999. Nobody's going to top this!

Greg Sandow

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