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Re: Abductions: A Funny Thing Happened...

From: Dennis Stacy <dstacy@texas.net>
Date: Sun, 03 Oct 1999 19:33:42 -0500
Fwd Date: Mon, 04 Oct 1999 16:30:16 -0400
Subject: Re: Abductions: A Funny Thing Happened...


 >From: Joseph Polanik <jpolanik@mindspring.com>
 >To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
 >Subject: Re: Abductions: A Funny Thing Happened...
 >Date: Sun, 03 Oct 1999 21:11:19 GMT

 >>From: Kevin Randle <KRandle993@aol.com>
 >>Date: Tue, 24 Aug 1999 09:12:22 EDT
 >>Subject: Re: Abductions: A Funny Thing Happened...
 >>To: updates@globalserve.net

 >Maybe you could explain a little more specifically, Kevin, how
 >you and your co-authors attempted to evaluate the evidence
 >for/against the alleged link between UFOs as physical craft and
 >Alien Abduction Experiences, AAEs. As I see it, "The Abduction
 >Enigma" treated the AAE as a hallucination associated with sleep
 >paralysis or regurgitated birth memories, or as a false memory
 >imposed by unethical or incompetent therapists and researchers.

 >Once its reality status was assumed to be that of an illusion,
 >there was no need to consider whether there was an actual
 >evidence of a link between AAEs and UFOs.

<snip>

 >Joseph Polanik

Not to speak for Kevin, but once upon a time in UFO Land
abductions tended to follow a straight line from the sighting of
the UFO to the physical abduction itself, viz. Villas-Boas, the
Hills, Herbert Schirmer, Travis Walton and so on. In other
words, a distant UFO was seen which drew nearer and disgorged
alien beings, who summarly hauled the unwilling Earthling into
the bowels of the UFO. Pretty straightforward stuff, when you
think about it.

But I think I'm also safe in saying that that's not the way most
abductions are reported (or experienced) nowadays. True, the
insides of what is alleged and what appears to be a UFO is
frequently described, but in many cases no UFO is seen or
reported from an external point of view, either coming or going.

This raises questions for both the sleep paralysis and literal
abduction camps. In the case of the sleep paralysis school, why
the introduction of the insides of a saucer to the experience?
Why couldn't the medical exam (and any accompanying ET sexual
hanky-panky) simply take place right there in the familiar
surroundings of the victims' bedroom?

On the other hand, if ET is virtually omnipotent, why not simply
beam the victim up to the examining room and be done with it?
Why first send aliens down to scare the bejabbers out of people
in their bedrooms and _then_ beam the victim up? In the same
vein, given the technology that would be required to transport
people through solid objects, you'd think by now that those
selfsame superintelligent little greys would have come up with
some handy, transportable medical devices like the ones we've
all seen on endless episodes of Star Trek and its several
sequels for the last couple of decades. You know, the handheld
Full Body Scanner Mark IV, the Sperm Extractor VI, and the Ovum
Incubator Series V, maybe even the Anal Probe Number Nine?
There's some serious scale of inefficient energy expenditure or
transfer here that simply doesn't compute.

For that matter, why not coordinate the transport beam on the
desired sperm and ova and beam _them_ up, leaving all that
extraneous biological material lying on the bed, no one the
wiser that they've been visited and sexually robbed in the
night.

Of course this leads to the next obvious question: After a few
extractions of this sort, why the need for any further
repetitions of same, let alone reputed millions of repetitions
over decades or centuries? Wouldn't the supersmart, space-faring
greys have figured out how to clone or replicate human DNA by
now? Wouldn't they already be churning out far better, purer
stuff to work with than the defective product we keep producing
on a daily basis the old-fashioned, labor-intensive way via the
old in and out?

The only explanantion I can think of for a literal
interpretation of the abduction phenomenon as presently and
popularly presented is that we've been invaded by a race of
creepy old ET voyeurs, senile but still somehow horny. (Think of
them as Venusians on Viagra.) Just our luck! No wonder we
evolved sleep paralysis. Otherwise we'd lie awake all night
thinking about this stuff.

Dennis





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