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Re: Abductions: A Funny Thing Happened...

From: Greg Sandow <gsandow@prodigy.net>
Date: Thu, 7 Oct 1999 18:11:22 -0400
Fwd Date: Fri, 08 Oct 1999 16:58:05 -0400
Subject: Re: Abductions: A Funny Thing Happened...

 >From: Joseph Polanik <jpolanik@mindspring.com>
 >To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
 >Subject: Re: Abductions: A Funny Thing Happened...
 >Date: Thu, 07 Oct 1999 00:05:38 GMT

 >Within the ETH, a lot of speculation about abducting aliens rest
 >upon an unstated assumption of alien ineptitude.

 >Imagine: You are the emissary of a dying race. You travel
 >zillions of miles across the galaxy looking for a precious,
 >life-preserving substance. You find it in the rectum of a cow.
 >You remove said rectum and return home with your discovery.

 >Then, instead of synthesizing the substance, instead of abducting
 >a herd of cows to assure yourself of a steady supply of bovine
 >recta, you make a special trip to Earth every time you need a


Or maybe you stay around, staging interactions with humans,
because you need something in their souls, and you need their
planet, too. Not so bizarre (and it's more or less that what
David Jacobs suggests in "The Threat")

Greg Sandow

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