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Re: Do You Believe? - Velez

From: John Velez <johnvelez.aic@verizon.net>
Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2001 12:33:07 -0500
Fwd Date: Fri, 16 Nov 2001 08:35:28 -0500
Subject: Re: Do You Believe? - Velez

 >Date: Wed, 14 Nov 2001 16:58:56 -0500
 >To: ufoupdates@home.com
 >From: Michael J. Woods <mike.woods@sympatico.ca>
 >Subject: Do You Believe?

 >Source: Anon


 >The husband stood in front of the bathroom mirror, carefully
 >flossing his teeth. "Ooh!" he would sigh every once in a while,
 >or "Aaah!" as the little thread did its work.

 >Suddenly and seemingly without provocation, his wife stomped
 >into the bathroom and gave him a swift kick.

 >Bewildered, the husband demanded, "What was that for?"

Hola Mike,

You had the cohones to write:

 >"I'm sorry," his wife replied stiffly... "but I just don't
 >believe in sighing flossers."

"Sighing flossers?" Ouch!!! I've heard some corny jokes in my
time Woodsy, but I think we have a winner ladies and germs!

Grimacing painfully...

John Velez ;)

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