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Re: As The World Turns - Maccabee

From: Bruce Maccabee <brumac@compuserve.com>
Date: Wed, 28 Nov 2001 00:44:36 -0500
Fwd Date: Wed, 28 Nov 2001 03:29:48 -0500
Subject: Re: As The World Turns - Maccabee

 >From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com>
 >Date: Wed, 21 Nov 2001 11:50:59 EST
 >Subject: As The World Turns
 >To: ufoupdates@home.com

 >A little levity yet again, if Errol permits.


 >It is with the saddest heart I pass on the following: Please
 >join me in remembering a great icon - the veteran Pillsbury
 >spokesman. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
 >infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He
 >was 71.


 >Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was
 >filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart"
 >cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite
 >being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old
 >man, was considered a roll model for millions.

 >Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he
 >was no tart. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two
 >children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the
 >oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

 >The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.

Finally gone, eh?
Now the secret can be told.
The Doughboy was no Man of La Muncha.
He was an ALIEN!!!!
Didn't you notice that pale complexion, those large eyes
and slender limbs? Well, maybe not so slender.....

Doughboy had a reverse implant (human implant into an alien)
which acted as a form of shortening thereby keeping him to a
small size (several inches).

Alas, he shall not rise again.

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