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UFOs Reclassified As Undocumented Aliens

From: Terry Groff <terrygroff.nul>
Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:34:25 -0500
Archived: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:00:11 -0400
Subject: UFOs Reclassified As Undocumented Aliens

[Although this is a spoof, in reality, virtually everything said
could apply to our visitors from elsewhere. Hey, Monotremes too!]

Source: The Spoof


18 August 2007

UFOs Reclassified As Undocumented Aliens

By Andrew Lawrence

(Washington) - In keeping with current guidelines for political
correctness, the U.S. federal government has reclassified the
occupants of UFOs as illegal immigrants and put them in the
same category as other undocumented aliens.

Visitors from outer space will be given the same rights as other
illegal immigrants. They will be allowed to enter the U.S.
without permission, without papers, without education or skills
and without money.

The state of New Mexico, led by Governor Bill Richardson, will
continue to give illegal immigrants legal driver's licenses.
Illegal immigrants from outer space will get their New Mexico
driver's license via the DMV in Roswell.

If stopped for a traffic violation or arrested for a crime, law
enforcement officials will refrain from asking illegal
immigrants from outer space if they are in the U.S. illegally.

Aliens from outer space, like other illegal immigrants, will be
given local social services such as health care, hospitalization
and education, at taxpayer expense. Any children of undocumented
space aliens born on American soil will be automatically granted
U.S. citizenship.

Aliens from outer space, like other illegal undocumented aliens,
will not be required to learn or speak English. If necessary, an
interpretor will be provided, at taxpayer expense of course.

Welcome to America.

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