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Close Encounters Of The Unbelievable Kind

From: UFO UpDates - Toronto <ufoupdates.nul>
Date: Sat, 03 Mar 2007 14:08:42 -0500
Fwd Date: Sat, 03 Mar 2007 14:08:42 -0500
Subject: Close Encounters Of The Unbelievable Kind

Source: The Las Vegas Sun - Nevada, USA


March 03, 2007 at 7:7:1 PST

Convention Crashing: International UFO Congress

Close encounters of the unbelievable kind

By Brendan Buhler
Las Vegas Sun

It's because of the vortex that Cynthia T. Crawford sculpts clay
aliens. That and the portal.

See, the vortex comes down into her Arizona house near the
Superstition Mountains, and the beings, including the Ant
People, come out of it. Sometimes a portal opens up and she goes
and visits them and then comes back in a rush of blue light.
Freaks the dogs out.

The beings found her through her spiritual frequency, she says,
and they told her that one of her missions on this planet is to
make people comfortable with the beings so that we're not
afraid, when the time comes. So she sculpts clay busts of
almond-noggined beings (the ones with the pipe-cleaner antennae
are the Ant People) and little silver baby beings.

"But I cannot take credit for these. My beings make them through
me, they use my hands, my eyes", Crawford says. "They make me
tell people that so no one thinks I'm some great sculptor."

Crawford is cagey on price, saying she'll sell only to people
who feel a "true resonance."

That's why she was in the sales pavilion Thursday at the 16th
annual International UFO Congress Convention and Film Festival
at the Aquarius Hotel in Laughlin. Also there was a numerologist
who says she's bad at math, a self-proclaimed "Alien Hunter",
tarot card readers, crystal hawkers, pyramid petters,
booksellers and DVD vendors. Oh, the DVDs. Films about aliens,
of course, but also the 9/11 conspiracies, the Illuminati,
international banking, how the moon landings were faked,
chupacabras, unknown powers ("You Have Them, Too") and dolphins
("Healers of the Sea").

And of course, Lloyd Pye, who has a deformed skull (not his, but
one he has). He calls it Starchild, because the simplest, most
plausible explanation for a swollen, flattened skull is that
it's an alien-human hybrid. Pye used to be a Bigfoot researcher
and is author of a book that claims the Earth has no crust under
its oceans. He considers himself the most serious scientific guy
at the convention.

Anyhow, back to Starchild. Pye says he'll have DNA tests done on
it, if he can just raise the money through book and DVD sales
(he asked if the Sun would like to buy a DVD), though he's
really hoping for a financial angel.

"Maybe one of the movie stars will step forward", he says.

Like maybe Martin Sheen. Why not? He did a movie about Roswell.
He's the narrator on a DVD for sale at the convention about
government weather-control death rays. But before you make some
joke about nutty actors, remember this is Martin Sheen. He used
to be our fake president. He knows things.

We also picked up a handy pamphlet entitled "Alien Abduction
Resistance" by Maurice Osborn. The first thing you have to do is
figure out if you're being abducted, which is harder than you
would think. Important signs are if you have "feelings of not
being socially ordinary" or, if you're a woman, yeast

Once you know they're coming for you, you can be ready for them.
Good news: They disappear if you wave or shoot a gun at them.

Brendan Buhler can be reached at: 259-8817
or at: buhler.nul

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