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Re: Have You Ever Been Abducted By Space Aliens? -

From: Jeff Olson <jlolson.nul>
Date: Fri, 11 May 2007 08:35:49 -0600
Fwd Date: Sat, 12 May 2007 07:57:20 -0400
Subject: Re: Have You Ever Been Abducted By Space Aliens? -


>From: William Bolt <ab5sy.nul>
>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <ufoupdates.nul>
>Date: Thu, 10 May 2007 09:48:01 -0700 (PDT)
>Subject: Have You Ever Been Abducted By Space Aliens?

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>Source: Born Again Redneck Yogi

>http://tinyurl.com/33fawt

>May 08, 2007

>Have you ever been abducted by space aliens?

>According to the alien abduction statistics from "Experiential
>America: A Bipartisan Study," by Dr. Lucinda Porpoise Wellsley-
>Meyer and Dr. Robert Griffin:

>67% of Democrats say that they have been abducted by space
> >aliens.

>98% of Libertarians say that they have been abducted by space
>a>liens.

>0% Republicans say that they have been abducted by space aliens.

>Now who do want running the country?

As a libertarian, I deeply resent the above remark. I've
personally never met a libertarian who hasn't been abducted not
once, but multiple times. I've been probed so many times myself
that I now simply have the aliens forward my medical files to my
HMO.

To claim a mere 98% is slanderous.

Huffily,

Jeff


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