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Re: U.S. Department Of Defense On UFOs - Ledger

From: Don Ledger <dledger.nul>
Date: Sat, 19 May 2007 15:07:42 -0300
Fwd Date: Sun, 20 May 2007 10:12:40 -0400
Subject: Re: U.S. Department Of Defense On UFOs - Ledger

>From: Michael Christol <spachopr.nul>
>To: ufoupdates.nul
>Date: Fri, 18 May 2007 08:46:46 -0600
>Subject: Re: U.S. Department Of Defense On UFOs

>>From: UFO UpDates - Toronto <ufoupdates.nul>
>>To: - UFO UpDates Subscribers -
>>Subject: UFO UpDate: U.S. Department Of Defense On UFOs

>>Source: U.S. Department of Defense - Washington, DC



>>Unidentified Flying Objects (UFOs)


Hi Mike,

I'm sure you know that your supposition that these are Earth
based objects built by some country on this planet is not a new

It turns out that this is correct and the country is Luxembourg.
It is actually the most powerful country on the planet but has
been keeping this a secret since the late 1940s.

Most of the people over the age of 18 in Luxembourg are the
pilots of these things because their population is so small and
their fleet so large just about everyone has to pitch in
including their children who often sign on as crew. They are the
root cause of the little aliens that re often reported.

Many of these children aren't too fond of flight or acclimated
to it, are too young to be given Gravol which gives rise to the
gray and green tinge often reported about these little

The real reason that some of the most powerful countries on the
planet deny the existence of the phenomenon and claim that their
is no threat to national security is due, frankly, to

Try as they might to get access to Luxembourg's secret they have
been rebuffed as incapable and too incompetent to handle such
technology. They got the jump on Tesla's smarter brother Tefla -
 the inventor of Teflon - which as we all know works great on
the cooking side of frying pans and to coat politicians so as to
make accusations of corruption slide right off.

But Teflon has another purpose, a secret not shared with the
world, that it allows treated weather balloons to achieve high
Mach numbers despite the direction of the prevailing winds.

Once this was known there was no turning back; the profound,
ground- breaking technology of that marvel the weather balloon
was tapped into and combined with Teflon and voila, Luxembourg
has never looked back. This added a double beneficial effect
that being that weather balloons could always be claimed as the
culprits they being identical in shape and size to the oft
reported UFO. It's a get-out-of-jail-free card.

Attempts at invading Luxembourg in order to steal the secret
have been repeatedly rebuffed by their armed forces who have
taken to using an older technology for which the modern armed
forces have no defence-crossbows and catapults.

But I've already revealed too much on this List and will be
targeted by Luxembourg's secret police - both of them - and will
no doubt be targeted by one of its cream pie assassins - or
worse an apple pie with no whipped cream - when I least expect
it, all of which will be video-taped and released to America's
Funniest Home Videos and my reputation destroyed, forever.

Anyway there you have it. The secret is out and I feel the
better for it. Now we won't have to peddle around the hidden
secrets of the world's most powerful country - which is up for
grabs - as the source of the UFO phenomenon.

Don Ledger

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