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Re: Who's The Patron Saint Around Here?

From: Greg Boone <evolbaby.nul>
Date: Wed, 26 Sep 2007 07:19:53 -0700
Archived: Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:31:54 -0400
Subject: Re: Who's The Patron Saint Around Here?

>From: Rick Nielsen <nilthchi.nul>
>To: ufoupdates.nul
>Date: Wed, 26 Sep 2007 06:02:15 -0700 (PDT)
>Subject: Re: Who's The Patron Saint Around Here?

>>From: Jay Nelson <jnelson.nul>
>>To: ufoupdates.nul
>>Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 13:36:25 -0600
>>Subject: Re: Who's The Patron Saint Around Here?

>>>From: Greg Boone <Evolbaby.nul>
>>>To: ufoupdates.nul
>>>Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:50:37 EDT
>>>Subject: Who's The Patron Saint Around Here?

>>>After all this time, 60+ years of UFO investigating, witnesses,
>>>abductees, I'm wondering who the Patron Saints are around here?

>>>Is there a Patron Saint of abductees?

>>>If not there should be and if so, whom?

>>If you want a _real_ Saint, I don't know who the best one for
>>abductees would be, but for contactees and UFO sightings in
>>general, I'd go for St. Antony of the Desert (died 356), one of
>>the first Christian hermits. I wrote this about him for a
>>webpage some years ago:




>I suggest we nominate someone who has been through it and
>survived to help others. Without too much trouble I can think of
>Betty and Barney Hill, John Velez, Karla Turner, Michelle
>LaVigne, Katharina Wilson, and thousands of others who wish to
>retain their private lives.

Let me tell you all right now, if something as scary lookin' as
them critters was to get ahold of my behind, me and Jesus would
be more then friends!

Them aliens would get themselves a good ol' fashioned, git the
choir to stompin', ma get the corn mash squeezin's, hound dog
hollerin', 700 Club membership card displayin', Pope John Paul
II T-shirt wearin', holy rollerin' not seen since Lt. Uhura
showed up in a two piece mini skirt in that alternate universe
episode of Star Trek!

By the time I got done screaming and yelling and carrying on
there'd be a bee line of aliens heading to the nearest revival
meeting just waitin' for the plate to be passed.

I am not too proud to not be scared.



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