From: Steve Sawyer <stevesaw.nul> Date: Tue, 28 Feb 2012 08:32:34 -0800 Archived: Wed, 29 Feb 2012 07:45:36 -0500 Subject: Re: An Open Letter To Our Moderator And Host >From: "UFO UpDates - Toronto" <post.nul> >To: "- UFO UpDates Subscribers -" <ufo-updates-list.nul> >Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2012 5:37 AM >Subject: UFO UpDate: Re: An Open Letter To Our Moderator And Host >>From: Rick Nielsen <nilthchi.nul> >>To: UFO UpDates <post.nul> >>Date: Mon, 27 Feb 2012 18:48:33 -0800 (PST) >>Subject: An Open Letter To Our Moderator And Host >>Dear Moderator Mr. Errol Bruce-Knapp >>Your years of reading and reviewing relevant research, revolving >>round our area, must've made minor, if not major, impressions >>toward conclusions. >>Please lend your voice to any inclinations, leanings, tendencies, >>trends, et cetera, on our topic of UFOs. >>If the timing of your response is not now, please tell us when. >Dear Subscriber Mr. Rick Nielsen [if indeed that is your name] >I've been doing this for many years - perhaps more than my >handlers and I had intended. >The funding for this dis-information project dried-up several >years ago but habit often becomes addiction and since I'm >now on pension from several governments I continue to feed >that addiction. >Over the years I've enjoyed expelling hundreds and hundreds of >people from this List who were, I was told, dangerously close to >the real truth. Actually something that was quite enjoyable! >Despite what I've 'let-slip' privately, I've never had any kind >of 'experience' that could be attributable to anything 'extra- >terrestrial'... basically part of what my handlers insisted >would be part of my cover. No sightings, close-encounters, or >inexplicable paranormalities... >Frankly, I've regarded the information posted on this List, over >the past 16 years, as fiction - created by tin-foil-hat wearing, >attention-seeking loonies. Oh the laughs I've had as thousands >of hours have gone by editing and tidying List-submissions and >reading comments on those posts sent to me by the various >agencies I reported to. >I'd intended to hold this until the beginning of April, but >thanks for the early opportunity to open-up about my personal >feelings and views on what is, after all, a colossal distraction >from the disasters and the financial and natural realities that >face all, one way or another on the planet... >Errol Bruce-Knapp >[Reluctant] Moderator >UFO UpDates - Toronto Oh, My. GOD! Errol... It saddens me deeply, like a heart-shaped hole cut into the bottom of my mentor's soul, sorta like coffee streaming from that hole, from a soiled styrofoam cup, [whut?] to learn that [sniffle...] you've finally, irritatrievably, irrevocabulary, revealed the awful truth to us all, at long last! Oh, lord... the HORROR! Have you no shame, sir, at long last? Will it last long? To think, nay, to Scream! in realization that UpDates has been dismoderated by a disinformation agent provateur for Lo! So long...and that (*gasp*) you..._enjoyed_ it! Oh, and the laughs you had at us [uh...wait a sec while I adjust my tinfoil Homburg] "loonies"!!! What kind of hideous, reptilian, NSA-sponsored, sick sadist _are_ you, anyway? Frankly, I am shocked - shocked- to find that ..attitude.. is going on in here! I simply cannot go on, here -- I am devastated, bereft... and slightly annoyed. Just... unbelievable! Where is my beret? I'm leaving this smoky cafe! [On a lighter note, I thought I should advise you that the funds you've lacked for some time now to continue this charade and highly productive psyop are now once again available. I will be realigning the budget and providing the former BCCI line of credit for our operations forthwith. This comes straight from the Director. Cheer up! 8^} ] --Secret Agent X-9 ..xoxoxoxo ----- (Seriously, EBK, that reply of yours to Mr. Nielsen was damned hilarious! Made my day. Funniest thing I've read on UpDates in quite some time... and you know how often inclinations, leanings, tendencies, trends, et cetera toward expository humor on UpDates are displayed and, dare I say it? Encouraged? Anyway, I got a real laugh out of that. Did a Danny Thomas spit- take with my morning coffee. Where is John Rimmer to provide the obligatory slap of the high- hat cymbal to accent the obviously sardonic hilarity of such poetically appropriate prose when you need him? HA! <major giggles, reporting for duty, sir!> Steve Listen to 'Strange Days... Indeed' - The PodCast At: http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/sdi/program/ These contents above are copyright of the author and UFO UpDates - Toronto. They may not be reproduced without the express permission of both parties and are intended for educational use only.
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