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Right Here Right Now

From: Dave Morton <Marspyrs.nul>
Date: Thu, 31 May 2012 16:41:25 -0400 (EDT)
Archived: Sat, 02 Jun 2012 06:37:45 -0400
Subject: Right Here Right Now


A) Explain the Ramey memo, right here, right now. Third request.

That's the document that David Rudiak enhanced and analyzed. The
memo that General Ramey was holding in his hand in July of 1947
while posing for a photo in his office.

Total word count in the memo: Around 100 words, counting
everything - the text body, the address, and the handwritten

I've seen notes to kids from the parents, almost as long.

It's such a simple request. A tiny request.

B) If you can't accomplish that task (and I know you can't),
please do this one.

It's even shorter:

Explain the 2 phrases:



That's only 9 (nine) words.

I've made it simple and easy for you. Explain 2 phrases of 9
words, total.

C) If you can't do that, try this super-easy one:

Explain one word in the memo:


There. I've made it ultra-simple and easy for you.

Explain 1 word: VICTIMS.

I can't make it any easier than that.

One word. Just one. Uno. Ein. Ichi.

I'm confident that it will be too tough for you.

James, explain that one word, right here, right now. Not later,
not somewhere else, not over there, not tomorrow, not next
Tuesday. Right here, right now.

You can do task A or task B or task C.
This is the time and the place.
This is your moment to shine or fail miserably.
This is why the rest of us are here: Intelligent discourse.

Certain outcome: You will fail, as you always do.

Why do I keep saying "You will fail"? Because you always do.
When it comes to the flying saucers of 1947, everything you've
said is a failure to explain them. You throw out accusations but
have nothing to back them up.

I've penciled-in your grade as "F".

The inked version will be given in 3 days when you've had enough
time to fail to complete any one of the tasks.

In fact, every grade I have listed for you is an "F".
Your GPA is 0.0 .. Remember the movie "Animal House"?
"Mr. Blutarsky: Zero point zero."
At least John Belushi was funny...

I have recommended to the Dean that you drop out of this college
immediately. You should receive a letter from him, shortly. Dean
Wormer is not smiling.

Or was that your whole shtick? Is this just a comedy? Is UFO
UpDates just your crazy frat house for having Toga Parties?

Never mind, James. Just party on.
When it comes to flying saucers, you don't have any idea what

Dave Morton

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