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Mount Rushmore - The Greatest Lie Ever Told

From: Dave Morton <Marspyrs.nul>
Date: Sat, 26 May 2012 17:23:41 -0400 (EDT)
Archived: Sun, 27 May 2012 07:47:54 -0400
Subject: Mount Rushmore - The Greatest Lie Ever Told

Mount Rushmore was actually carved by the South Dakota Monument
Fairies - not by humans or aliens.

I know I'll be attacked by the James Carrions of this world, so
I'm not going to post my evidence here. Why should I expose my
theory to irrational attacks?

Sometime in the next 175 years, I will post my evidence in a
chat room or on a bulletin board at the local Tom Thumb store.

Then, I will ride my bicycle to the Tom Thumb corporate
headquarters with my evidence in hand, and demand that they
recognize all those little Fairies for the good work they did.
The poor little things...

I know exactly what the closed-minded Carrion is thinking: "That
guy needs to change his toothpaste." Sorry, James. It's not
going to happen.

I have nothing more to say. At least Phil Klass would probably
agree with me.

To all you closed-minded people out there, I feel sorry for you.

Dave Morton

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