From: UFO UpDates - Toronto <post.nul> Date: Wed, 21 Aug 2013 18:11:35 -0400 Archived: Wed, 21 Aug 2013 18:11:35 -0400 Subject: 'Let's Have A Ball And A Biscuit, Sugah!' - Cox Source: Billy Cox's Blog De Void http://tinyurl.com/lrxchut Tuesday, August 20, 2013 'Let's Have A Ball And A Biscuit, Sugah!' By Billy Cox Without attending a single kegger or Happy Hour whoop-de-doo to support her lead, here's how Associated Press reporter Hannah Dreier set up De Void for a massive heartbreaking disappointment last Friday: "LAS VEGAS (AP) - UFO buffs and believers in space aliens are celebrating the CIA's clearest acknowledgement yet of the existence of Area 51, the top-secret Cold War test site that has been the subject of elaborate conspiracy theories for decades." In the next graph, Dreier informs us that the "recently declassified documents have set the tinfoil-hat contingent abuzz on the Internet, though there's no mention in the papers of UFO crashes, black-eyed extraterrestrials or staged moon landings." As a reporter, in the very next graph I expect to read all about the celebrations by all these buffs and believers in space aliens. I mean, put me there, right? Put me right smack-dab in the middle of the glory hole because my mind's eye is spinning with possibilities. Like, are we talking about urbane high- fiving shaken-not-stirred I-told-you-so yuppies flooding Times Square? Or something more ribald, like the glass-tossing swashbucklers in the Captain Morgan Rum/White Stripes commercial? Or were the celebrations - given the lack of black- eyed aliens and fake moon landings - jovial in a muted sorta way? Like a rainy Tuesday afternoon at Sloppy Joe's, where it's great to be off the clock, but dammit all, Duval Street's flooded and the drum-circle fire-eaters won't be out tonight... But no. [More at site... for the lead] Listen to 'Strange Days... Indeed' - The PodCast At: http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/sdi/program/ These contents above are copyright of the author and UFO UpDates - Toronto. They may not be reproduced without the express permission of both parties and are intended for educational use only.
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