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'Let's Have A Ball And A Biscuit, Sugah!' - Cox

From: UFO UpDates - Toronto <post.nul>
Date: Wed, 21 Aug 2013 18:11:35 -0400
Archived: Wed, 21 Aug 2013 18:11:35 -0400
Subject: 'Let's Have A Ball And A Biscuit, Sugah!' - Cox

Source: Billy Cox's Blog De Void


Tuesday, August 20, 2013

'Let's Have A Ball And A Biscuit, Sugah!'
By Billy Cox

Without attending a single kegger or Happy Hour whoop-de-doo to
support her lead, here's how Associated Press reporter Hannah
Dreier set up De Void for a massive heartbreaking disappointment
last Friday:

"LAS VEGAS (AP) - UFO buffs and believers in space aliens are
celebrating the CIA's clearest acknowledgement yet of the
existence of Area 51, the top-secret Cold War test site that has
been the subject of elaborate conspiracy theories for decades."
In the next graph, Dreier informs us that the "recently
declassified documents have set the tinfoil-hat contingent abuzz
on the Internet, though there's no mention in the papers of UFO
crashes, black-eyed extraterrestrials or staged moon landings."

As a reporter, in the very next graph I expect to read all about
the celebrations by all these buffs and believers in space
aliens. I mean, put me there, right? Put me right smack-dab in
the middle of the glory hole because my mind's eye is spinning
with possibilities. Like, are we talking about urbane high-
fiving shaken-not-stirred I-told-you-so yuppies flooding Times
Square? Or something more ribald, like the glass-tossing
swashbucklers in the Captain Morgan Rum/White Stripes
commercial? Or were the celebrations - given the lack of black-
eyed aliens and fake moon landings - jovial in a muted sorta
way? Like a rainy Tuesday afternoon at Sloppy Joe's, where it's
great to be off the clock, but dammit all, Duval Street's
flooded and the drum-circle fire-eaters won't be out tonight...

But no.

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